Happy Thanksgiving

Be thankful for all you have, tell people you love them, and remember, there is no shame in taking off your pants if it means a third helping of potatoes.

No shame.  None.

In love and gluttony,
Melissa

Regarding the Whole Twinkie Hysteria

Everyone just calm the f**k down.  It's going to be okay.

Peace and ho-hos,

Mel

Thanksgiving Blog

Hey guys,

Life has been interesting lately, and by interesting, I mean an all out shit show.  Due to the shit showiness, I am probably not cooking anything this year.  I'll still eat a lot, but someone else will probably prepare it.  However, I wanted to post at least once about our upcoming national day of glutton and the New York Times has provided the right stuff.  Check out this interactive Thanksgiving-erator to help you decide what your menu says about you.  It mostly just made me hungry, but maybe you'll be inspired.  Enjoy!

Also, because I said "the right stuff":

Hang tough y'all,

Mel